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Vote Rick Astley as the sexiest man alive

The folks over at Kerrang Magazine have decided to open up a little poll asking lots of questions ranging from the Worst Band *cough*tokiohotel*cough* all the way up to the Sexiest Male.

Sexiest Male? That has Rick’s name all over it.

So while I was busy the last couple of days taking care of some stuff, some of the folks who hang out in our IRC channel took action and created these two autovoters and I must admit I’m quite impressed.

The java one by Peter (I hear it’s the preferred one) & the bash script.

So what does the Java one do? It votes for the following:

  • Best Thing about 2008 - Rick Astley
  • Worst Thing About 2008 - Tokio Hotel
  • Best Band - Rick Astley
  • Worst Band - Tokio Hotel
  • Best New Band - Rick Astley
  • Worst Album - Scream
  • Best Track - Never Gonna Give You Up
  • Best Video - Never Gonna Give You Up
  • Best Live Band - Rick Astley
  • Sexiest Male - Rick Astley
  • Sexiest Female - Bill Kaulitz
  • Hero of 2008 - Rick Astley
  • Villain of 2008 - Large Hadron Collider
  • Best Unsigned Band - Rick Astley
  • Best Videogame - Battletoads

It also has the ability to use a proxy list.

From what I’m told the Kerrang awards used to have a number of votes for each section, but that has since been removed. Rick Astley had more than 2.2 million votes for the Sexiest Male category at last count.

That issue of Kerrang will be on sale on December 10th, I’m curious to see if the results go through.

Update - I received this by intoxic, its a web based voter done in PHP.

http://ohhai.com.net.sc/pollrick.php

54 Responses to “Vote Rick Astley as the sexiest man alive”

  1. Rick Astley Says:

    WOOT I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS THING HAPPEN!!!
    LETS GET OVER 9000 VOTES!!!

  2. Rick Astley Says:

    oh… can someone put the .rar file into a .tar file please?
    i am having some trouble with .rar on Ubuntu

  3. V4R Says:

    http://rapidshare.com/files/162940312/kerrang.tar.gz

  4. Rick Astley Says:

    Thank you!
    i will now be voting around the clock (when i am on the comp)

    Now… lets hope that we dont have a repeat proformance…

  5. eyeveechan Says:

    BATTLETOADS?!?111

    i fucking love battletoads.

  6. Wes Says:

    Yes! We’re back in business!

  7. Rick Astley Says:

    Why dont we just add rick astley to the best tv show ever and the other 5 categories… unless they are bad… than add MTV or TH

  8. Tabby Says:

    Um.
    I was voting, but then I saw the picture you used here and now I’m a puddle of dead.

    Gay for Rick? Me? Fuuuu

  9. Ichabod Sugarplum Says:

    Rick, you’ve refused to let me down, thus I will do everything in my power, for we’re together forever!

  10. awesome Says:

    Is it okay to run the .jar on several computers on the same network?

  11. Aksel Says:

    Not working at my school. Running trough a proxy. Any suggestions? Getting time-outs.

  12. anon Says:

    @Aksel: Your school network has port 3128 closed.

  13. Peter Says:

    UPDATE

    - Added system tray functionality
    - Added vote rate control

  14. awesome Says:

    Thanks Peter, new version’s even better. You’re the new cliche.

  15. lime Says:

    Hey, Rick is one thing, but why mess with the LHC?

  16. Anonymous Says:

    So… Am I the only one who set the voting delay down to 1 ms?

  17. Peter Says:

    @Anonymous

    You can do that, but there’s a big time you have been blocked by now. The way I found out I was blocked, was voting via the website and check the headers. Voting with my own IP didn’t require a Referer header… sending with ANY other ip (froxy, at a friend of whatever) DID send the referer header. I must be blocked, that’s the reason I implemented proxy ability for people like you and me who can be blocked ;)

  18. mudkiepz Says:

    Oh fuck yes, you’ll have my support!

    >voting mode on

  19. ped Says:

    Is there a way to get the java voter working under linux? I’ve tried but it appears to be complaing about the trayicon thing.

    I’m thinking of getting an imacro voter going shortly and seeing how well that works.

  20. Anonymaus Says:

    Also, this poll is still open. Let’s take Disney’s bubblegum pop band (Jonas Brothers) down to 0%.
    http://music.aol.co.uk/specials/boybands-vote-for-your-favourite/article/20080829054209990001?country=uk
    Beatles (or Not on the list [Rick]) FTW!

  21. Peter Says:

    @ped

    can you be more specific? Are you able to run it, but just not able to minimize it to tray? The tray button should be disabled if it’s not supported by your platform or JRE. Are you able to vote with the program, or doesn’t it start at all?

  22. Peter Says:

    oh and by the way, I’ve read the tray icon feature is available since Java 1.6. Please make sure you have that version installed.

  23. Rick Astley Says:

    @ ped
    when you open the file, open it with java runtime, and it should open up in a second.

  24. awesome Says:

    I’m just wondering, can we maybe target Soulja Boy as bad rather than Tokio Hotel? He’s definitely worse.

  25. Ben Says:

    Nah, let’s just let him die into obscurity.

    Can’t we be voting Whenever You Need Somebody as best album?

  26. Anonymaus Says:

    I’m the only one still voting for the beatles here?

  27. O-Z Says:

    Anonymaus, no. I’m voting ‘em too.

  28. Cozmic Says:

    Ahh, I’ve missed voting!

    Also, well, the potential for deserving people to win sorta gets voted out by the awesome of Rick, but. screw it, let’s do this thing! Tokio Hotel must faaail!

  29. LOLDAN Says:

    224,000 votes and counting…

  30. awesome Says:

    146,000 from one day!

  31. awesome Says:

    165,000 and counting! We have this in the bag.

  32. awesome Says:

    broke the 200,000 barrier! yeah, i should stop posting.

  33. pyrocow Says:

    The people at Kerrang were screwing around with the poll a bit. First the vote counts were reset to zero, then the counts went back up to what they were, and now they don’t report the total vote count. It’s probable that they are going to let Rick down.

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  35. Breaker Says:

    Never Gonna Give You Up!!!

  36. Anonymaus Says:

    I really like this Java voter being multi-platform, but personally, I think we should be voting shaMTV as worst thing about 2008 and villain of 2008. I mean, they let Rick down in a big way!

  37. Anonymaus Says:

    How come the php voter keeps redirecting to ads like every 10 minutes?

  38. Peter Says:

    @Anonymous (1): actually, after reading some other posts I was convinced by some persons that this Java thing I created is actually not straight with the goal of our ideologies. We are Rick-fans, and the initial thought of this poll was to get Rick Astley win the Sexiest Male category. I just found this vote list somewhere on pastebin and adapted my program to it. After thinking twice, I should have stayed with only voting for the sexiest male category. Anyway, I also created a voter for the Donna.be website (top 5000). I´ve never heard of the action again, so I assume this shenigan will not make it hehe.

  39. Rae Says:

    Don’t forget to vote for Jared Leto as Sexiest Female! He and Gerard Way had the honour last year but were disqualified, let’s see if they have better luck this time.

  40. Rick Astley's Mum Says:

    Wow. I came up with the LHC idea myself in the original vote for bill thread. I never thought it would actually take off like this. Fuck.

  41. Rick Astley's Mum Says:

    Also, why am I getting the 403 forbidden?

  42. awesome Says:

    @Rick’s Mum:
    What speed (ms) are you voting at? If it’s too fast you may have been banned from voting.

  43. Intoxic Says:

    ‘How come the php voter keeps redirecting to ads like every 10 minutes?’

    That’s the super lame host.

    Get Firefox and Adblock Plus.

  44. Shadowed_Stranger Says:

    OMG rick astley is genious, we should vote MTV as villain of the year, so kerrang knows whats coming to them if they give him up.

  45. Anonymaus Says:

    Yes, listen to Shadowed Stranger! shaMTV is villain of the year, hands down. Worst thing of ‘08 too.

  46. Kill BAWWWlitz Says:

    Vote Bill for sexiest female!!!!!!

  47. Anonymaus Says:

    ^^ uh, that’s what the java voter does.

  48. David Says:

    Epic fail @ Kill BAWWWlitz.

  49. n00b Says:

    I was trying to figure out why I couldn’t get the .jar file to work until I finally got the command correct and realized I had never installed java. :)

    So, the bash script sufficed.

  50. Cruxador Says:

    ShaMTV needs to be villain, guys.

  51. Anonymaus Says:

    ditto Cruxador, where’s our Java guru?

  52. Alli Says:

    This is lame.

    Why bring Tokio Hotel into this?

    Pretty immature if you ask me.

  53. Greyson Christian Says:

    i lovet his so much!

  54. Gideon Herring Says:

    i loveeee thiss songg soo muchh :] joee and demii and nickk are awsomeee:]

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